You're Not Really Drunk Tee

Ever had one of those days where your T-shirt needs to work as hard as your eye roll? 🙄 Between handling life, explaining your quirks, and fending off “just one more” at happy hour, you need apparel that gets your sense of humor. If you’re tired of your closet’s reply being “meh,” this tee’s punchline might just save your sanity.

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Meet the You're Not Really Drunk Tee—the funny shirt for women that’s equal parts comfort blanket and sass flag. This isn’t just another T-shirt; it’s the wardrobe wing-woman that says what you’re thinking (without you opening your mouth). With this on, you’ll feel confident, cute, and ready to own every awkward moment—from PTA meetings to that third glass of wine.

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FEATURES & BENEFITS

👕 100% Ring-Spun Cotton – Soft, breathable, and feels like your favorite tee from day one
💃 Flattering Fit for Real Bodies – Not boxy, not tight—just right (even after tacos)
🇺🇸 Printed in the USA – Proudly made by our team
🧺 Machine-Washable Sass – Because laundry day shouldn’t ruin your vibe
📏 Available in Sizes S–3XL – Every body deserves to feel comfy and cute

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Imagine throwing this funny shirt on for brunch with friends, a Netflix-and-wine solo night, or when you just want the world to know you’re here for the laughs. It’s the no-fuss, instant mood-brightener for gifting your sister, hyping up your best friend, or amusing yourself in the pickup line.

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Loved by thousands of women who believe funny is flattering.

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Ready to let your tee do the talking? Add this funny favorite to your cart now—because you deserve a shirt that’s as sharp and chic as you are!